My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Randomize
