I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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