I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
