is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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