i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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