I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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