I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm bleeding and have questions
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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