I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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