this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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