Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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