he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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