You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Such a big mess for such a small penis
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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