they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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