it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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