direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Randomize
