it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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