That's intense
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
only if we run a train.
done.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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