we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
