I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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