so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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