I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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