Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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