talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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