I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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