I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
i out mim tonsoeep
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