Already got asked if we're dating
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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