There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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