the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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