Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I believe in your delicious
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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