Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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