sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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