Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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