They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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