she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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