He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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