You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I have surprise drugs for everyone
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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