I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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