You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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