Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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