We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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