FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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