my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Fuck appropriateness.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Randomize
