I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
that may or may not have been my penis.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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