i just google imaged poop.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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