I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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