Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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