i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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