sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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