Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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