WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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