Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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